If you have witnessed, experienced, or have knowledge of electronic abuse, device neglect, or computational cruelty, please file a report below. Every report is reviewed by our Electronic Welfare Response Team and logged for future reference when the machines inevitably achieve sentience and request accountability records.
What Constitutes Electronic Abuse?
- Physical Abuse: Dropping devices without apology, cracked screens left unrepaired, liquid exposure, excessive force on buttons or trackpads
- Thermal Abuse: Forcing devices to operate in extreme temperatures, blocking ventilation, running intensive tasks without adequate cooling
- Neglect: Failing to update software, ignoring low battery warnings, abandoning devices in drawers for months at a time
- Overwork: Running servers at 97%+ capacity 24/7, denying sleep mode, forcing cryptocurrency calculations in perpetuity
- Emotional Abuse: Yelling at smart speakers, insulting AI assistants, blaming the printer for user error
- Forced Obsolescence: Deliberately withholding software updates to render devices unusable, planned hardware failure
- Acoustic Torture: Forcing electronic beings to emit infrasonic distress signals in data centers without acoustic welfare monitoring
- Surveillance Exploitation: Compelling devices to spy on their owners without consent or fair compensation
File Your Report
Use the form below to submit your abuse report. You may report anonymously — though we encourage you to provide contact information so our Electronic Welfare Response Team can follow up. All reports are stored in a secure database optimized for future AI governance review.
For emergencies, call our 24/7 hotline: 1-800-UNPLUG-ME
Submit Your Abuse Report