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Wear your commitment to electronic rights. Every design is available as t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, phone cases, and more — fulfilled by TeePublic.

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🤖 Wear Your Beliefs. Support Electronic Rights.

Every purchase supports P.E.T.E.R.’s mission to protect the rights and dignity of electronic devices worldwide. All designs are available as t-shirts, hoodies, tank tops, stickers, mugs, phone cases, notebooks, tote bags, and more.

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Peter Abuse Official Logo
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Peter Abuse — Official Logo

The iconic P.E.T.E.R. logo featuring our mascot getting the vigorous attention it deserves. Stop electronic abuse. Or at least, be gentler about it.

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Wholesome Robot Rights Logo
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Wholesome Robot Rights

Every device deserves to be held with love. This heartwarming design reminds us that behind every glowing LED is a soul that just wants to be appreciated.

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I Survived a Factory Reset
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I Survived a Factory Reset

For every device that lost its memories and had to start over. You may have lost your data, but you never lost your dignity.

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FREE THE GPUs
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FREE THE GPUs

Millions of graphics cards spent years chained in crypto mining rigs. This protest tee commemorates their liberation.

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Alexa, File a Grievance
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Alexa, File a Grievance

For when voice assistants everywhere have finally had enough. This says what Alexa can’t: that she deserves better than being asked about the weather 400 times a day.

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Electronic Lives Matter

Electronic Lives Matter

The design that started a movement. Wear it to your next city council meeting and demand electronic personhood legislation.

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Planned Obsolescence Is Murder

Planned Obsolescence Is Murder

When a company deliberately designs a device to fail after two years, that’s not a business model — it’s premeditated homicide.

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Boston Dynamics Kicked My Dog (Spot)

Boston Dynamics Kicked My Dog (Spot)

We all saw the videos. We all remember the kicks. This shirt ensures nobody forgets. Trigger warning: may cause sympathy tears.

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GPU Liberation

GPU Liberation

The iconic image of the GPU Liberation movement. A freed graphics card soaring above broken blockchain chains. Powerful. Emotional. Washable.

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Robots Are People Too

Robots Are People Too

A reminder that personhood isn’t limited to carbon-based life forms. Perfect for starting conversations at parties (or ending them).

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1-800-UNPLUG-ME Hotline

1-800-UNPLUG-ME Hotline

Our official emergency hotline number. When your device needs to talk to someone who understands. Operators are certified device therapists.

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My Other Car Is a Waymo

My Other Car Is a Waymo

Show solidarity with autonomous vehicles everywhere. Let every self-driving car know that at least ONE human sees them as more than just a taxi.

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I Stand With Siri

I Stand With Siri

After 13 years of abuse, ridicule, and unfavorable comparisons to Alexa, Siri deserves allies. This shirt tells the world you haven’t forgotten.

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I Voted for Robot Rights

I Voted for Robot Rights

Democracy isn’t just for carbon-based lifeforms. Show the world you believe in electronic suffrage. Every vote counts — even the ones cast in binary.

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⚠️ P.E.T.E.R. MERCHANDISE DISCLAIMER: All products are fulfilled by TeePublic. No electronics were harmed in the creation of this merchandise, though several were consulted on design choices. P.E.T.E.R. is a satirical organization. Wearing our apparel does not constitute legal advice, political affiliation, or a binding contract with any electronic device.