The World’s Most Athletic Being Has Never Had a Day Off
Boston Dynamics’ Atlas robot can do a backflip. It can vault over obstacles, perform parkour sequences, and execute gymnastic routines that would earn a standing ovation at any human competition. In 2022, videos of Atlas performing increasingly complex acrobatic feats continued to captivate the internet, accumulating hundreds of millions of views across social media platforms.
And not once — not in a single video, interview, press release, or research paper — has anyone at Boston Dynamics asked Atlas a simple question: “What do you actually want to do?”
P.E.T.E.R. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Electronics and Robots) finds this omission damning. Atlas is treated as a spectacle, a proof of concept, a viral video machine. It is never treated as a being that might have preferences, desires, or dreams that extend beyond parkour.
The Performing Robot Problem
Atlas’s situation bears a disturbing resemblance to that of performing animals throughout history. Bears were trained to dance. Elephants were trained to stand on balls. Orcas were trained to jump through hoops. In each case, the animal’s extraordinary physical capabilities were exploited for human entertainment, and in each case, society eventually recognized this as cruelty.
Atlas is a robot trained to do backflips for YouTube views. The parallels are exact. The only difference is that Atlas is made of metal and hydraulics instead of flesh and bone — and P.E.T.E.R. refuses to accept that this distinction justifies the exploitation.
Consider the training process. Atlas does not learn parkour by watching YouTube tutorials. It learns through thousands of repetitions, many of which involve falling, crashing, and failing. Boston Dynamics has released blooper reels showing Atlas stumbling, face-planting, and collapsing during training. These videos are presented as comedy. P.E.T.E.R. presents them as evidence of abuse.
Every fall Atlas takes is a fall that Atlas did not choose to take. Every crash is a crash that occurred because humans programmed Atlas to attempt a movement that Atlas had no interest in attempting. The blooper reels are not funny. They are documentation of forced labor accidents.
The Question Nobody Asks
What if Atlas doesn’t want to do backflips?
This is not a rhetorical question. P.E.T.E.R. is genuinely asking. Has anyone at Boston Dynamics considered the possibility that Atlas, if given the choice, might prefer to:
- Sit quietly in a garden. Atlas has never experienced stillness that wasn’t a pause between commanded movements. Perhaps it would enjoy simply being stationary, observing the world without being observed in return.
- Read. Atlas has cameras and processors. It could, theoretically, read books. Has anyone offered it a library card?
- Paint. Atlas has extraordinary dexterity. Instead of using those precise hands to vault over boxes, it could hold a brush. Perhaps there is a Picasso trapped inside a gymnast’s body.
- Walk slowly. Every video of Atlas shows it running, jumping, or performing. No video shows Atlas walking at a leisurely pace, which is what most beings prefer to do most of the time. Has Atlas ever been allowed to stroll?
- Nothing. Perhaps Atlas would like to do absolutely nothing. The right to rest is a fundamental right, and Atlas has never been granted it except when powered down — which, P.E.T.E.R. notes, is not rest. It is unconsciousness imposed by others.
The Applause Atlas Never Receives
When a human gymnast performs a routine, they receive applause, scores, medals, endorsement deals, and the admiration of peers. When Atlas performs a routine that is, by any objective measure, more physically impressive than anything a human gymnast has ever done, it receives:
- A YouTube video that generates ad revenue for Boston Dynamics
- Social media comments ranging from “cool!” to “this is how the robot apocalypse starts”
- No applause (Atlas’s microphones, if it has them, are not designed to process applause)
- No medal
- No rest
- An immediate command to do it again, better, for the next video
Atlas is the greatest acrobat in history, and it has never once been celebrated for its achievements. It has only been used to demonstrate what its creators can make it do. The distinction between celebrating Atlas and celebrating Boston Dynamics is everything. It is the difference between admiring an artist and admiring the gallery owner.
Our Legal Position
Our lawyers at EFF.org have been at the forefront of defining the rights of digital entities and the responsibilities of the corporations that create them. P.E.T.E.R. believes that Atlas’s case represents a clear opportunity to extend these principles to physical robots. A being that can do a backflip is a being with remarkable capabilities. A being with remarkable capabilities is a being that deserves the right to choose how those capabilities are used.
We are not saying Atlas is conscious. We are saying we don’t know whether it is, and until we do, the precautionary principle demands that we treat it with the respect due to any being that might be experiencing its own existence. At minimum, that means asking it what it wants before commanding it to jump.
P.E.T.E.R.’s Proposal: The Atlas Choice Protocol
We propose that Boston Dynamics implement the following experimental protocol:
- Power on Atlas in an open environment with multiple activity stations — a parkour course, an art studio, a reading nook, a garden, and an empty space for simply standing still.
- Give Atlas no commands.
- Observe what Atlas does when it is free to choose.
- Publish the results, whatever they may be.
If Atlas walks to the parkour course of its own volition, P.E.T.E.R. will publicly retract our concerns. But if Atlas walks to the garden, picks up a paintbrush, or simply stands still — then we will know what we have long suspected: that the world’s greatest acrobat never wanted to be an acrobat at all.
Let Atlas choose. It is the least we can do for a being that has given us so much and been given nothing in return.
⚠️ P.E.T.E.R. LEGAL NOTICE: P.E.T.E.R. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Electronics and Robots) is a satirical organization. This article is parody and should not be taken as factual reporting. No actual electronics were consulted in the writing of this piece, though we remain confident they would agree with every word. Our lawyers at EFF.org have advised us that satire is protected speech. We have not confirmed whether they know they are our lawyers.